CILACAP SECURITY CYBER TEAM
I said, a year? 我说 一年？ I said, I'm a comedian, I cannot talk for a year? 我可是一个喜剧演员 你让我一年不说话？ So don't get discouraged. Think of that 记住 别气馁 想想这个 If you were a doctor, that would be your residency 如果你是医生 你可以把这四年当成实习期 Number 3 第3条 You're an artist, suffer for your work, paint yourself into a corner 你是一位艺术家 ...
Jay Leno, welcome home 杰·雷诺 欢迎回家 By virtue of the power vested in me by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts 我将行使马萨诸塞州 and the Board of Trustees of Emerson College 和爱默生学院校董会授予我的权力 I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of doctor of humane letters 授予你人文学荣誉博士学位 which you have so justly earned with all the rights, privileges and res...
But, if every one of you changed the lives of just ten people 但是 如果你们每个人能够改变十个人的命运 and each one of those people changed the lives of another ten people 然后这十个人中的每一个再改变另外十个人的命运 and another ten 依此类推 then in five generations, 125 years 那么五代人后 125年以后 the class of 2014 作为2014届毕业生 will have changed the lives of 800 million...
It is on Wednesday of Hell Week that you paddle down to the mud flats 地狱周的周三 你要划桨到泥滩 and spend the next 15 hours trying to survive the freezing cold 并在极度严寒的环境下生存15个小时 the howling wind and the incessant pressure to quit from the instructors 风呼啸着 教官则不断怂恿你退出 As the sun began to set that Wednesday evening 周三晚上日落的时候 my training c...
It will always be in conflict 总会有矛盾斗争 If you accept that, everything gets a lot better 如果你接受这一事实 一切都会好得多 The other reason is 另一个原因是 because you are establishing your identities and your beliefs 因为你在建立自己的身份和信念 you need to argue yourself down, because somebody else will 你需要驳倒自己 否则其他人就会这样做 Somebody's going to come ...
I mean, it can't get more depressing 我是说 没有更让人沮丧的了 You have, in fact, already begun to die 你们实际上已经开始迈向死亡 You look great 你们气色很好 Don't get me wrong. And you know, you are youth and beauty 不要误解我的话 你们年轻而美丽 You are at the physical peak 你们正值身体巅峰状态 Your bodies have just gotten off the ski slope on the peak of growth and...
But I'll tell you, we've built a great company 我们建立起了一家伟大的公司 but the best thing of all is we put that 111 model in 不过最重要的是 我们有这种111模式 so today I'm very proud to be able to tell you that 今天 我很自豪地告诉大家 we've also given away more than 600,000 hours of community service this year 我们今年对社区服务的贡献已经超过了60万小时 we&#...
Every morning in SEAL training 海豹训练中 每个早晨 my instructors, who at the time were all Viet Nam veterans 我的教官 当时都是一些越战老兵 would show up in my barracks room 他们会来到我的营房 and the first thing they would do was inspect my bed 第一件事就是检查我的床铺 If you did it right, the corners would be square, the covers pulled tight 被子要求叠得有棱有角 四四方方 th...
I always had a place to go back and technically I wasn't a homeless comedian 我总都地方可以回 我并不是一个无家可归的喜剧演员 I was still a student trying to be a comedian 我仍是一个想当喜剧演员的学生 And Emerson College let me do that 爱默生学院给了我这个机会 and nobody's more stunned than I was when I graduated 我竟然能毕业 没人比我自己更吃惊了 You know, this is the...
Number 15, this one's really important 第15点 这一点很重要 Don't have a relationship with a partner who doesn't get it 不要同志不同道不合的人搭伙 Someone says, why do you have to go to so many auditions 有人问 你干嘛要去试演那么多次 Next, move on, that person is not for you 下一个 这个人不适合你 Okay, let me tell you something 让我给你们讲讲 until your creative t...
I believe these contradictions and these tensions 我认为这些矛盾 这些张力 are the greatest gift that we have 是我们所拥有的最伟大天赋 and hopefully, I can explain that 希望我能解释明白 But first let me say 首先我要说的是 when I talk about contradiction 我说的矛盾 I'm talking about something that is a constant in your life and in your identity 是始终出现在你生命和身份中的...
And Emerson gave me that opportunity 爱默生给了我这个机会 Plus I learned stuff, I learned real stuff 而且我学到了真正的东西 I remember taking a black history course 我记得上过一门黑人历史课 and reading James Baldwin and Dick Gregory 读詹姆斯·鲍德温和迪克·格雷戈里的作品 and for the first time in my life 我人生中第一次意识到 I realized all the things I didn't know 自己不知...
And I was telling them, well, it's very simple, my mom went here 我回答说 很简单 因为我妈是那毕业的 My mom went to USC 我妈读的就是南加大 She started here in 1957 她1957年入学 Class of 1961, Joelle Benioff, stand up, right here 1961年毕业 乔艾尔·贝尼奥夫 请起立 Mom knows best 妈妈最了解了 Congratulations to all these parents of graduates of the class of 2014 祝贺所有2014...
And General Powell stood up 鲍威尔将军站在讲台前 And he said, ladies and gentlemen I brought you here today 讲道 女士们先生们 今天请各位来到这里 To tell you something very important 是为了告诉你们一件重要的事情 That Milton Friedman was wrong 米尔顿·弗里德曼是错的 That the business of business is not business 经营的事情并不只是经营本身 That your companies, your organizations ...
So you, this class, this generation that's grown up in a digital world 你们这一届 这一代成长在数字世界 you understand the power of connection like no other class that came before you you can make an impact far greater 比之前的任何人都更了解互联的力量 你们能够对世界产生更深远的影响 than the engineers and doctors and physicists and governors and writers and cabinet secreta...
Well, I am confident that it will look much, much better 我相信 它会变得越来越好 but if you will humor this old sailor for just a moment 请大家再耐心听我这个老水兵给你们讲讲 I have a few suggestions that may help you on your way to a better world 对于迈向未来更加美好的世界 我对你们有一些建议 And while these lessons were learned during my time in the military 这些经验都是我从...
The big men in the other boat crews 其它船上的大个子 would always make good natured fun of the tiny little flippers 总喜欢拿这些小个子的小脚蹼开玩笑 the munchkins put on their tiny little feet prior to every swim 每次游泳之前 他们都会把这些脚蹼戴到小脚丫上 But somehow these little guys, from every corner of the Nation and the world 但来自美国和世界各地的这些小个子 always had...
It was called Emerson 它叫爱默生 And I came here in May for a meeting 我五月来到这里 and it was told there was not much chance to get into the fall semester 学校告诉我 我没有秋季入学的机会 especially a migrate 特别是非本地人 Then I just pleaded with the administrator, I said, look 我请求管理者说 Look, this is my last chance 这是我最后的机会了 this is the only place where I c...
Smarten up, hey, smarten up, hey, smarten up 聪明些 嘿 聪明些 嘿 聪明些 That was the cure for dyslexia 失读症就是这样治的 In fact, one day 实际上 有一天 the guy in my high school called my mom and he said 我的高中老师把我妈妈找来说 have you ever thought of taking Jay out of school 你有没有想过把杰从学校领回去 You know, Mrs. Leno, education is not for everyone 雷诺夫人 教育并...
I leaned something that day 那天 我得到了一些教训 and what I learned is if you are going to connect your business and your philanthropy 我认识到 如果你要将经营和慈善结合起来 you better make sure that is integrated deep into your culture 你要确保慈善深深融入到企业文化中 that it's not just something that you're going to tack on 慈善不能机械地加到经营上 but you're g...