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Smarten up, hey, smarten up, hey, smarten up 聪明些 嘿 聪明些 嘿 聪明些 That was the cure for dyslexia 失读症就是这样治的 In fact, one day 实际上 有一天 the guy in my high school called my mom and he said 我的高中老师把我妈妈找来说 have you ever thought of taking Jay out of school 你有没有想过把杰从学校领回去 You know, Mrs. Leno, education is not for everyone 雷诺夫人 教育并...
And I'll tell you I was sitting out here not so long ago, but life does go fast 我想说 我不久前也坐在这里 但时间过得太快 and I made an unusual decision, I was graduating on a Friday just like you are here and Monday, I started work 我毕业时做了一个不寻常的决定 我和你们一样 毕业于一个周五 然后周一 我就开始工作了 I started work. I was already to hit it 我准备取得成功 I was...
And while we could always call home and 而当我们打电话回家 talk through the ups and downs of our lives with our parents 对父母讲起生活中的起起落落时 the truth is they couldn't give us a lot more than that 他们除了爱 无法给我们更多 They couldn't give us a lot of guidance when it came to choosing classes and professors 他们没能力指导我们 该选什么课 选哪位教授 or findin...
I didn't make it to many classes this year 我今年根本就没上什么课 You guys must have really tanked your finals 你们期末考试肯定是故意输给我的 Thank you for that 谢谢你们的好意 I'd also like to thank President Teresa Sullivan 我还要感谢特蕾莎·沙利文校长 Thank you very much, President Sullivan 非常感谢 沙利文校长 You are way better than that last President Teresa Sulli...
And we're not that. We're more interesting than that 但我们不是这样 我们比这更复杂有趣 And the way that we go into the world 而我们进入这样一个世界 understanding is to have these contradictions in ourselves 需要理解我们自身内部的矛盾 and see them in other people and not judge them for it 看到其他人也是如此 而且不以此评判他们 To know that 要知道这一点 in a world where...
Little formal schooling but labor honestly and diligently to help feed, clothe, and educate their families are deserving of greater respect– and help, if necessary– 接受过很少正规教育 但诚实和勤恳劳动 为家人提供食物 衣服 教育的人 比很多表面上成功的人 Than many people who are superficially more successful They're more fun to have a beer with That's all tha...
So for those of you majoring in fortune telling go ahead and burn the midnight oil 对于那些主修算命的同学我鼓励你们继续开夜车 The rest of you: not so much As you can tell by now, I'm a major sleep evangelist 剩下的人就别这样做了现在你们知道了 我主要是一个睡眠传道者 Indeed, at the Huffington Post, in our news room, we have two nap rooms And at first, you know, hundreds of...
You might just hear something in that sermon that stays with you 你肯定会听到一些让你受益的训诫 If you're a Democrat, spend some time talking to a Republican 如果你是民主党人 花点时间同共和党人谈谈 And if you're a Republican, have a chat with a Democrat 如果你是共和党人 花点时间同民主党人谈谈 Maybe you'll find some common ground, maybe you won't 有可能你们会...
And we're not that. We're more interesting than that 但我们不是这样 我们比这更复杂有趣 And the way that we go into the world 而我们进入这样一个世界 understanding is to have these contradictions in ourselves 需要理解我们自身内部的矛盾 and see them in other people and not judge them for it 看到其他人也是如此 而且不以此评判他们 To know that 要知道这一点 in a world where...
I said, a year? 我说 一年？ I said, I'm a comedian, I cannot talk for a year? 我可是一个喜剧演员 你让我一年不说话？ So don't get discouraged. Think of that 记住 别气馁 想想这个 If you were a doctor, that would be your residency 如果你是医生 你可以把这四年当成实习期 Number 3 第3条 You're an artist, suffer for your work, paint yourself into a corner 你是一位艺术家 ...
It is on Wednesday of Hell Week that you paddle down to the mud flats 地狱周的周三 你要划桨到泥滩 and spend the next 15 hours trying to survive the freezing cold 并在极度严寒的环境下生存15个小时 the howling wind and the incessant pressure to quit from the instructors 风呼啸着 教官则不断怂恿你退出 As the sun began to set that Wednesday evening 周三晚上日落的时候 my training c...
Now I know this might sound odd 这听起来可能有些奇怪 but it's really a genetic flaw that makes us go into show business 但让我们进入脱口秀行当的确实是一种遗传缺陷 I mean, what normal people want to stand on the stage, have vegetables thrown on them 哪会有正常人想要站在台上 等别人朝他脸上扔蔬菜 They don't 没人想这样 I read somewhere that most people's greatest fea...
And I was telling them, well, it's very simple, my mom went here 我回答说 很简单 因为我妈是那毕业的 My mom went to USC 我妈读的就是南加大 She started here in 1957 她1957年入学 Class of 1961, Joelle Benioff, stand up, right here 1961年毕业 乔艾尔·贝尼奥夫 请起立 Mom knows best 妈妈最了解了 Congratulations to all these parents of graduates of the class of 2014 祝贺所有2014...
I just was in India and here in this room 我刚从印度回来 Oh my gee, and now I'm in 而现在我回到国内 Philadelphia hearing from Colin Powell the same message 在费城又听到科林·鲍威尔讲相同的理念 And I said to myself I think I'm getting it here 我心想 我算是找到自己追求的东西了 I think I'm understanding what is coming through me 我认为我理解了 我将经历一些什么 and so...
The pain of the circuses built inner strength and physical resiliency 痛苦的"马戏"培养了他们内心的强大和身体的韧性 Life is filled with circuses 生活中也充满了这种"马戏" You will fail. You will likely fail often 你可能会失败 失败是经常发生的事 It will be painful 这会很痛苦 It will be discouraging 会很令人沮丧 At times it will test you to your very core 有...
Thank you very much 非常感谢大家 Thank you 谢谢 Thank you, President Powers 谢谢鲍尔斯校长 Provost Fenves, Deans members of the faculty, family and friends 芬维斯教务长 各位主任 教职成员 家属和朋友 and most importantly, the class of 2014 最重要的 当然还有2014届毕业生 It is indeed an honor for me to be here tonight 今晚能够来到这里 着实令我感到非常荣幸 It's been almost 37...
Commencement address. It's going well, it's going well 毕业典礼演讲 准备就绪 一切顺利 Okay 好 This is going to be great 这会很棒 This is going to be a good one. You guys are fun 这将是很棒的演讲 你们这些伙计很有趣 It's going to go really well 一切都会非常顺利 Two roads diverged in a wood, and 森林中分出两条道路 然后… No 不是 I'm not that lazy 我没有那么懒 I a...
And for now we were talking about the future of technology 我们于是开始谈论未来技术 It was going to the cloud and it was going mobile and it was going to have social networks 我们讲到云 讲到移动性 讲到社交网络 And 1 trillion sensors and everything in the world is getting connected together 讲到上万亿传感器 让世界上的一切连通到一起 And she sat there so patiently for an hour ...
During the entire swim even well below the surface 游动虽然是在水面下进行 there is some light that comes through 但仍然有一些光能够通过 It is comforting to know that there is open water above you 这能让你知道 上方没有船只 But as you approach the ship, which is tied to a pier, the light begins to fade 但在接近停靠码头的船只时 光线就会开始变暗 The steel structure of the ship b...
Good morning 早上好 I'm Stephen Colbert 我是斯蒂芬·科尔伯特 and I want thank 我想感谢 or "thank" 或者说"感谢" the class of 2013 2013届毕业生们 for inviting me here today 感谢今天邀请我来 Thank you very much. It's an honor 非常感谢 这是一份荣耀 This is way more than I expected 这比我预想的多太多了 I would've done it for free. This is incredibly...