SD冠军锦标赛｜美国藤校演讲与辩论赛中国选拔赛

All right, next. So I brush my teeth twice a day, and what if we had a toothbrush that tastes like candy, 好，下一个。我一天刷两次牙。要是我们用的牙刷味道像糖， and when the taste of candy ran out, you’d know it’s time to change your toothbrush? 当糖的味道没有时，你就知道是换牙刷的时候了。 Finally, I have a thing for the keys on a flute or a clarinet...

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In an age of global strife and climate change, I’m here to answer the all important question: Why is sex so damn good? 在一个全球冲突和气候变化的时代，我在此回答这个十分重要的问题：为什么性爱这么好？ If you’re laughing, you know what I mean. 如果你在笑，说明你知道我的意思。 Now, before we get to that answer, let me tell you about Chris Hosmer. 好...

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And that’s how the five senses graph works. 这就是五感图的工作方式。 Now, for a period of three years, I gathered data, not just me but also some of my friends, 到现在我收集数据有三年时间了，不仅我自己还有我的一些朋友， and I used to teach in university, so I forced my — I mean, I asked my students to do this as well. 我曾在大学教过书，所以我强迫&...

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One thing you have to know about me is I hate to lose. 有件事你必须了解的是我不愿意输。 This problem’s been bugging me for well over a decade. 这毛病缠着我有十来年。 All right, let’s get back to the question of why sex is so good. 好吧，让我们回到为什么性爱这么好这个问题。 Many years after the solar powered clocks project, 在太阳能时钟事件过...

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In fact, in the years that I gathered data, only one experience came close to being the perfect one. 事实上，在我收集数据的那几年里，只有一种体验接近那个完美体验。 That is, of course, sex. Great sex. Respondents said that great sex hits all of the five senses at an extreme level. 当然那是性爱，伟大的性爱。受访者说伟大的性爱触发了所有五种感觉达到一个极至。 Here I...

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