搞笑的英文句子或短语

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

Lifeless, faultless.

If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.

It's never too late to mend.

“Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk

努力工作不会导致死亡！不过我不会用自己去证明。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Misfortunes never come alone/single.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

From small beginning come great things.

Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.

Better late than never.

Constant dropping wears the stone.

Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job

诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵！凭啥我就要工作经验

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.

如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……

Actions speak louder than words.

One today is worth two tomorrows.