I'm very, very stoked to be here today, 今天能来到这里我很兴奋 representing my kinfolk and all those that haven't managed to make a career out of an innate ability for inhuman noisemaking. 代表所有同仁和所有与生俱来能够发出非人的声音
I got way too much time on my hands. 我的手可是闲得不得了啊 And last but not least, 最后 the one on my right here allows me to loop loop loop loop loop loop loop loop my voice. 右边的这个功能让我能够重复重复重复重复重复重复重复重复我的声音 So w
And before we reach our final destination, ladies and gentlemen, 在到达本次旅途终点前，女士们先生们 I would like to share with you some technology 我想给大家展示一下 that I brought all the way from the thriving metropolis of B
My name is Tom, and I've come here today to come clean about what I do for money. 我叫汤姆，今天我来到这里向大家坦白交待我的谋生之道 Basically, I use my mouth in strange ways in exchange for cash. 基本上，我靠嘴巴以特殊的方式来换现金 I usually
