I didn't make it to many classes this year 我今年根本就没上什么课 You guys must have really tanked your finals 你们期末考试肯定是故意输给我的 Thank you for that 谢谢你们的好意 I'd also like to thank President Teresa Sullivan
Good morning 早上好 I'm Stephen Colbert 我是斯蒂芬·科尔伯特 and I want thank 我想感谢 or "thank" 或者说"感谢" the class of 2013 2013届毕业生们 for inviting me here today 感谢今天邀请我来 Thank you very much. It
I didn't make it to many classes this year 我今年根本就没上什么课 You guys must have really tanked your finals 你们期末考试肯定是故意输给我的 Thank you for that 谢谢你们的好意 I'd also like to thank President Teresa Sullivan
After all, I don't know if you've seen it 我不知道你们见过这个没有 This week's Time Magazine called you 本周的时代杂志把你们称作 lazy entitled narcissists 懒惰的自恋狂 who are part of the Me Me Me Generation 你们是"我
There is no secret society out there 外面没有秘密帮会 that will tap you on the shoulder one night and show you the way 能够某天晚上轻拍你的肩膀 给你指明方向 because the true secret is 因为真正的秘密在于 your life will not be defined by
Let's give it up a round of applause 让我们用热烈掌声感谢那些 for those paying out-of-state tuition, shall we? 支付高额州外学费的同学 好吗 Because without those people 因为 没有这些人 tomorrow instead of wearing gowns and mortar
So today, President Sullivan 今天 沙利文校长 I would like to submit this address as my essay 我想把这次演讲作为我的论文提交 and since this is a smart school 考虑到这是一所聪明的学校 let me just toss in some SAT words 让我使用一些SAT单词吧 Syzy
No matter what your political leanings 不管你是什么政治倾向 you're going to find something he said that backs it up 你都能找到他说的话作为支持 If you don't trust the financial industry 如果你不相信金融业 he said I believe th
We did not have those at Hampden-Sydney and 当时汉普敦-悉尼学院没有女生 when I could not find one of those here 在这里找不到任何一个女生时 I would head over to the White Spot 我就去White Spot餐厅 to get a Grillswith 叫一份Grillswith(一
I don't understand why 我不明白为什么 Lenore couldn't have just given him a pity date 丽诺尔不能就给他一次安慰性约会 or just said that I'm busy Saturday night 或者只是说 我周六晚上很忙 She didn't have to say nevermore
Now I have to have all of you killed 现在我得把你们都杀了灭口 Now of course, many of you, you already know this 当然 你们很多人已经知道这些 but for the uninitiated, let me explain 不过我要为不了解的人解释一下 When a member of the Seven die