Good morning 早上好 I'm Stephen Colbert 我是斯蒂芬·科尔伯特 and I want thank 我想感谢 or "thank" 或者说"感谢" the class of 2013 2013届毕业生们 for inviting me here today 感谢今天邀请我来 Thank you very much. It
I meet young comedians all the time, they just say 我总碰到有年轻喜剧演员跟我说 I just want to do colleges, I just play small clubs, I just play jazz menus 我只想对大学生表演 我只想在小俱乐部表演等等 You should always try to find the t
And most of all, congratulations to this distinguished group of morehouse men 最重要地 祝贺莫尔豪斯的这个优秀群体 The class of 2013 2013届毕业生 I have to say that 我不得不承认 It's a little hard to follow 这有点难读 Not dr. Wil
So I go over there and this guy says 于是我去找到那个人 I said yeah, I want to be a comedian 我跟他说 我想当一名喜剧演员 I said, I've been trying to do it for about a year 我说我尝试一年了 He said, a year, you're supposed
A few years later, she began serving as assistant 数年后 她开始在芝加哥市政府 commissioner of planning and development for the city of Chicago 担当助理委员 负责城市规划与发展 and then became the founding executive director of 之后
Mr. President 校长先生 Upon the recommendation of the appropriate university committee 根据大学委员会的推荐 I present for the honorary degree of doctor of humane letters Mr. Marc Benioff 我将授予马克·贝尼奥夫人文荣誉博士学位 Even as
So if you want to change the world start singing when you're up to your neck in mud 如果你想改变世界 请下次在泥潭浸过颈部时 开始唱歌 Finally, in SEAL training there is a bell 最后 海豹训练有一个铜铃 A brass bell that hangs in the
Number 5 第5条 my favorite quote from the following poet named John Greenleaf Whittier 是诗人约翰·格林里夫·惠蒂埃的名言中我最喜欢的一句 and his quote is "Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these " 所有
Each crew is seven students 每一组有七名学员 three on each side of a small rubber boat and one coxswain to help guide the dingy 小皮艇两侧各三人 还有一个舵手在中间指引方向 Every day your boat crew forms up on the beach 每天 我们都会在海滩
And I said Arjun 我说 阿儿琼 I think that our challenge in what she said in out here the gambit is how we get to put this together 我认为 按照她的说法 我们最大的挑战是 如何将这些整合在一起 And Arjun said, we really have no idea 阿儿琼说
Certain large investment firms have established freedom from connection 有些大投资公司建立起了脱离联系的自由 But we as people never do 但我们作为人从不这样 and we're not supposed to, and we shouldn't want to 我们也不该这样 我们也不
You don't pollute anything, you don't make dangerous chemicals, you don't hurt the 你不会造成环境污染 不会生产危险化学品 environment, the worst thing you can do 你做得最糟糕也只不过是 is not raise the human spirit 不能提
And what you need to do is to honor that 你所需要做的 是尊重这个事实 to understand it, to unearth it 去理解它 去挖掘它 to listen to this other voice 去倾听这个相反的声音 All right, I'm losing this now, because 我现在要把帽子摘掉 otherwi
That no matter how hard they tried to get the uniform right, it was unappreciated 他们花了很多精力去整制服 结果却没人赏识 Those students didn't make it through training 这些学员无法通过训练 Those students didn't understan
By the authority invested in me by the USC Board of Trustees 我将行使南加大校董会赋予我的权力 I hereby confer upon Marc Benioff the degree of doctor of humane letters honoris causa 谨此授予马克·贝尼奥夫 人文学荣誉博士学位 Please accept
And then I got a call from Jim 结果吉姆打电话给我 and Jim said, Marc, I've got a problem. I've got a problem Marc 他说 马克 我碰到问题了 I said what is it, Jim 我问 怎么回事 吉姆 He said, we got the computers 他说 电脑到了 I&
Honest error in the face of complex and possibly intractable problems is a far more important source of bad results than are bad motives 糟糕政策结果更主要的原因是 碰到复杂难解问题时所犯下的诚实错误 而不是出于恶劣动机 For these reasons, th
And I went and then I talked to my boss 我找到我的老板 Larry Ellison is the CEO of Oracle and I said I'm kind of 甲骨文CEO拉里·埃里森 我说 Not feeling that great. I think I need to take some time off 我感觉不大好 我想我需要放
A few years later, she began serving as assistant 数年后 她开始在芝加哥市政府 commissioner of planning and development for the city of Chicago 担当助理委员 负责城市规划与发展 and then became the founding executive director of 之后
And while we could always call home and 而当我们打电话回家 talk through the ups and downs of our lives with our parents 对父母讲起生活中的起起落落时 the truth is they couldn't give us a lot more than that 他们除了爱 无法给我们更多
