斯蒂芬科尔伯特2013弗吉尼亚大学(2)

I didn't make it to many classes this year 我今年根本就没上什么课 You guys must have really tanked your finals 你们期末考试肯定是故意输给我的 Thank you for that 谢谢你们的好意 I'd also like to thank President Teresa Sullivan 我还要感谢特蕾莎·沙利文校长 Thank you very much, President Sullivan 非常感谢 沙利文校长 You are way better than that last President Teresa Sulli...

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斯蒂芬科尔伯特2013弗吉尼亚大学(1)

Good morning 早上好 I'm Stephen Colbert 我是斯蒂芬·科尔伯特 and I want thank 我想感谢 or "thank" 或者说"感谢" the class of 2013 2013届毕业生们 for inviting me here today 感谢今天邀请我来 Thank you very much. It's an honor 非常感谢 这是一份荣耀 This is way more than I expected 这比我预想的多太多了 I would've done it for free. This is incredibly...

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斯蒂芬科尔伯特2013弗吉尼亚大学(2)

I didn't make it to many classes this year 我今年根本就没上什么课 You guys must have really tanked your finals 你们期末考试肯定是故意输给我的 Thank you for that 谢谢你们的好意 I'd also like to thank President Teresa Sullivan 我还要感谢特蕾莎·沙利文校长 Thank you very much, President Sullivan 非常感谢 沙利文校长 You are way better than that last President Teresa Sulli...

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斯蒂芬科尔伯特2013弗吉尼亚大学(9)

After all, I don't know if you've seen it 我不知道你们见过这个没有 This week's Time Magazine called you 本周的时代杂志把你们称作 lazy entitled narcissists 懒惰的自恋狂 who are part of the Me Me Me Generation 你们是"我我我一代"的一部分 So self obsessed, tweeting your Vines 如此自我沉醉 用推特发送Vine hashtagging your Spotifys 为Spotify加标签 and Snapchat...

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斯蒂芬科尔伯特2013弗吉尼亚大学(10)

There is no secret society out there 外面没有秘密帮会 that will tap you on the shoulder one night and show you the way 能够某天晚上轻拍你的肩膀 给你指明方向 because the true secret is 因为真正的秘密在于 your life will not be defined by the society that we have left you 你的生命并不是由我们留给你们的社会所定义 to paraphrase Robert Bolt 转述罗伯特·鲍特的一句话 society has no m...

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斯蒂芬科尔伯特2013弗吉尼亚大学(4)

Let's give it up a round of applause 让我们用热烈掌声感谢那些 for those paying out-of-state tuition, shall we? 支付高额州外学费的同学 好吗 Because without those people 因为 没有这些人 tomorrow instead of wearing gowns and mortarboards 今后你们将不再是穿着长袍和方帽毕业 you'd be graduating in ponchos made of hefty bags 而是穿着大麻袋制成的斗篷 with used pizza boxes on...

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斯蒂芬科尔伯特2013弗吉尼亚大学(5)

So today, President Sullivan 今天 沙利文校长 I would like to submit this address as my essay 我想把这次演讲作为我的论文提交 and since this is a smart school 考虑到这是一所聪明的学校 let me just toss in some SAT words 让我使用一些SAT单词吧 Syzygy Heterodox 朔望 异端 Benedict Cumberbatch 本尼迪克特·康伯巴奇 Am I in? 我被录取了吗 Yes, I know I'm not a Virginia resident 对 ...

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斯蒂芬科尔伯特2013弗吉尼亚大学(8)

No matter what your political leanings 不管你是什么政治倾向 you're going to find something he said that backs it up 你都能找到他说的话作为支持 If you don't trust the financial industry 如果你不相信金融业 he said I believe that banking institutions 他说 我相信银行机构 are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies 比常备军队对自由更加危险 If you're suspi...

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斯蒂芬科尔伯特2013弗吉尼亚大学(3)

We did not have those at Hampden-Sydney and 当时汉普敦-悉尼学院没有女生 when I could not find one of those here 在这里找不到任何一个女生时 I would head over to the White Spot 我就去White Spot餐厅 to get a Grillswith 叫一份Grillswith(一种烤面包圈) to fill the void in my heart 以慰藉我空虚的心灵 Literally my cardiologist recently found one lodged in there 说真的 我的心脏病医生...

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斯蒂芬科尔伯特2013弗吉尼亚大学(7)

I don't understand why 我不明白为什么 Lenore couldn't have just given him a pity date 丽诺尔不能就给他一次安慰性约会 or just said that I'm busy Saturday night 或者只是说 我周六晚上很忙 She didn't have to say nevermore 她不需要绝情地说 永远不要 Like most students 和很多学生一样 young Mr Poe had a way of signaling to his roommates 年轻的坡先生也有示意室友 he ha...

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斯蒂芬科尔伯特2013弗吉尼亚大学(6)

Now I have to have all of you killed 现在我得把你们都杀了灭口 Now of course, many of you, you already know this 当然 你们很多人已经知道这些 but for the uninitiated, let me explain 不过我要为不了解的人解释一下 When a member of the Seven dies 一名7帮会成员死的时候 a wither of black magnolia shapes like a seven 一株枯萎的黑木兰 形如7 appear they're grave 就像是在哀悼 and th...

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